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Title |
US Air Date |
Production Code |
1 |
"The Maddening Sprite of the Stump / Shrink Rap" |
January 23, 2004 (2004-01-23) |
108 |
The Maddening Sprite of the Stump
Lula gets stuck in a tree stump during Dave's attempt to guard the Enchanted Forest against a giant man-eating muffin. When the royal family is unable to free Lula, a tiny, winged sprite establishes himself as the ruler of Udrogoth.
- Shrink Rap
Dave believes helping others is his whole purpose in life and starts giving out advice as a "psychofloobicologist." |
2 |
"Pet Threat / Lula's First Barbarian" |
January 23, 2004 (2004-01-23) |
103 |
Pet Threat
Faffy is sad because the family forgot to get him anything during Dragon Appreciation Week, so Dave buys Faffy a diseased weasel for a pet. The diseased weasel gets all of Dave's attention, so Faffy runs away. The weasel turns out to be Chuckles The Silly Piggy, who wants to steal a magical fruit hidden in Faffy's room.
- Lula's First Barbarian
Lula's old owner, Argon The Ageless, comes to town and Lula wants to find some way of getting him to come back to her. |
3 |
"Girlfriend / Ned Frischman: Man of Tomorrow" |
January 23, 2004 (2004-01-23) |
111 |
Girlfriend
Dave begins dating Princess Irmaplotz, but breaks up with her when he learns that she is evil. Irmaplotz is upset about the breakup and sends an army of filthy pixies to attack Udrogoth.
- Ned Frischman: Man of Tomorrow
A nerd named Ned Frischman travels back in time and tries to take over the ancient world using video games. When everyone is hooked on the video games, Faffy, Lula, and Twinkle The Marble Horse (being the only ones without thumbs) must face off against Ned. (" Ned Frischman: Man of Tomorrow" was nominated for an Annie Award for Writing in an Animated Television Production.[1]) |
4 |
"Beef! / Rite of Pillage" |
January 23, 2004 (2004-01-23) |
109 |
Beef!
Candy seeks instant muscle gratification, but the magic broccoli she eats to strengthen her muscles makes her dumber and wanting to eat more.
- Rite of Pillage
Dave faces a dilemma, where he'll lose his barbarian title and disgrace his family if he cannot pass a pillaging test. |
5 |
"King for a Day or Two / Slay What?" |
January 23, 2004 (2004-01-23) |
105 |
King for a Day or Two
Dave in his capacity as temporary ruler of Udrogoth forces the citizenry to attend his musical production, "Oh, Pastry!"
- Slay What?
Fang's barbarian idol arrives in town to slay an unsuspecting Faffy, so the barbarians must do whatever it takes to keep Faffy safe. |
6 |
"Civilization / The Terror of Mecha-Dave" |
January 30, 2004 (2004-01-30) |
104 |
Civilization
Candy sets her sights on making Fang presentable in high society.
- The Terror of Mecha-Dave
Dave fears he has been brainwashed to act like a bully by Chuckles the Silly Piggy. |
7 |
"The Way of the Dave / Beauty and the Zit" |
February 6, 2004 (2004-02-06) |
101 |
The Way of the Dave
Candy's quest for an ultra-trendy antler hat takes her outside of the kingdom and in direct conflict with Chuckles the Silly Piggy.
- Beauty and the Zit
Candy demands Oswidge come up with a magic spell to remove a pimple from her face on the night of the Barbarian Ball, but the zit turns into a zit monster bent on taking her back. |
8 |
"Band / Web" |
February 13, 2004 (2004-02-13) |
110 |
Band
The teen protectors of Udrogoth spend their downtime jamming in a popular rock band.
- Web
Candy has difficulty paying off an expensive spending spree. |
9 |
"Sorcerer Material / Sweep Dreams" |
February 20, 2004 (2004-02-20) |
102 |
Sorcerer Material
Uncle Oswidge has the "Hicats" and need to go to Malsquando's, only to realize that Malsquando knew Oswidge back in the past and tells Dave and Fang that Uncle Oswidge worked in a cafeteria and never went to sorcery school in order to break Oswidge's confidence and get him out of Malsquando's path to way to world domination.
- Sweep Dreams
Well, it's the beginning of spring and that means only 1 thing for Dave...SPRING CLEANING!! The rest of the family run away from the castle to avoid cleaning. Dave uses Dusty, the magical cleaning broom and sweeps the castle. After months of cleaning, Dave is in need of one more thing, Castle Polish. |
10 |
"Here There Be Dragons / Pipe Down!" |
February 27, 2004 (2004-02-27) |
106 |
Here There Be Dragons
Faffy's allegiance to his dragon brethren makes it tougher for Dave to reverse an unnatural heat wave that has struck Udrogoth.
- Pipe Down!
Dave's horrendous playing of a bagpipe-like instrument 'The Garglepipes' is enough to stir Quozmir from his subterranean resting place. |
11 |
"Termites of Endearment / Thor, Loser" |
March 19, 2004 (2004-03-19) |
107 |
Termites of Endearment
Vermites destroy Dave's boutique only to find out that they are controlled by The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy.
- Thor, Loser
Lula tries to impress her sister. |
12 |
"The Princess and the Peabrains / Horders & Sorcery" |
March 26, 2004 (2004-03-26) |
112 |
The Princess and the Peabrains
Candy makes her friends princess while she haves fun and all. Meanwhile, Chuckles and his silly nephew are planning to take over Udrogoth (not to mention that his nephew really wants to be a Harvest Hog).
- Horders & Sorcery
Fang tricks Dave into thinking he's going to a hat show, only to realize that he's really in warrior boot camp! Fang wants to be a warrior, but she's too small. She fails tests like sword fights and amoeba wrestling, which makes her lure Malsquando to the Mongrel Hordes Boot Camp. |
13 |
"The Brutish Are Coming / The Lost Race of Reeber" |
April 30, 2004 (2004-04-30) |
113 |
The Brutish Are Coming
Dave and Fang try to protect Udrogoth from invading monsters.
- The Lost Race of Reeber
Princess Candy must help the Lost Race of Reeber reclaim its land. |
14 |
"That Darn Ghost! / The Cow Says Moon" |
October 2, 2004 (2004-10-02) |
114 |
That Darn Ghost!
Candy discovers that she is the only person in Udrogoth who does not have a ghost haunting her house. Caring for their sister, Dave and Fang go down to the local ghost shop, and hire a ghost. The ghost throws a huge ghost party, and everyone's ghost attends. After Candy tries to kick them all out, the ghosts get angry, and chase the gang around Udrogoth.
- The Cow Says Moon
Evil Princess Irmaplotz summons forth a cow like something milky to bite Dave after he swims in the milk, thus in a month later when the moon is full, making Dave a Were-Cow. |
15 |
"Night of the Living Plush / I Love Neddy" |
December 27, 2004 (2004-12-27) |
116 |
Night of the Living Plush
Candy has bought too many plush animals. When her room explodes from being stuffed with too much fluff, she finally realizes that she needs to buy more. Chuckles discovers that Candy needs plush toys, and disguises himself as a piggy doll. After Candy buys him and takes him home, she immediately leaves and buys more. Meanwhile Chuckles, using his amulet, creates an army of plush animals, in an attempt to conquer Udrogoth.
- I Love Neddy
Ned Frischman returns to the past attempting to conquer the world using Jokes. He becomes the most loved man in the world, and creates a sitcom called "I Love Neddy". Dave and the gang create the world's first reality program, "Real Life Barbarians", which soon becomes more popular than "I Love Neddy". Ned comes to stop Dave and the gang with his jokes. All seems lost, when Dave grabs "Convenient Feathers", and tickles Ned back to the future. |
16 |
"Shake, Rattle, & Roll Over / Bad Food" |
December 28, 2004 (2004-12-28) |
118 |
Shake, Rattle, & Roll Over
While retrieving the magical Combat Rattle from an ancient temple, Faffy causing a statue to come to life and attack Dave and the others. Dave decides to get Faffy trained, so Chuckles disguises himself as a dragon trainer in order to steal the Combat Rattle.
- Bad Food
Dave gets an ingrown toenail, so he quits being a barbarian and starts a restaurant. When the rest of family tries to ruin Dave's restaurant by stealing his cookbook, Dave starts making recipes from an evil cookbook, causing all of his cooking to come to life and attack. |
17 |
"Red Sweater Of Courage / Dog Of Titans" |
December 29, 2004 (2004-12-29) |
119 |
Red Sweater Of Courage
To make Dave brave, Fang makes him wear the Red Sweat er of Courage. Unfortunately, Dave becomes so brave that he insults Chuckles, Malsquando, and Quasmire, so the three villains team up to destroy Udragoth.
- Dog Of The Titans
Dave feels unappreciated at home, so he goes to Titan Meadows where he becomes the pet of a giant. Dave likes being a pet, so Fang competes against Dave in a pet show so the family can get him back. |
18 |
"Fiends & Family / Plunderball" |
December 30, 2004 (2004-12-30) |
121 |
Fiends & Family
When her parents announce that they have to start their quest all over again, Fang is crushed and cheering her up is a Herculean task.
- Plunderball
Dave finds himself coaching Udrogoth's Plunderball team in the big annual game, a job he knows nothing about. Things gets worse when the opposing team's coach is Dave's ex-girlfriend, Irmoplotz. |
19 |
"A Pig's Story" |
January 17, 2005 (2005-01-17) |
120 |
Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy has a plan that can't fail; he kidnaps the Storyteller and forces him to read narration in which Dave loses! Chuckles soon finds himself not only Master of the World, but also the new star of "Dave the Barbarian", which has been renamed "The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy Will Destroy You All Variety Hour." But when the Storyteller gets laryngitis, it looks like the winner will be whoever can find the best new narrator.
Note: This is the real final episode. |
20 |
"Lederhosen of Doom / Floral Derangement" |
January 21, 2005 (2005-01-21) |
115 |
Lederhosen of Doom
Fang gets some pants sent by her parents and doesn't bother to read the note that came with them. This is problematic, because the note explains that the pants are the evil trouser beast and will take control of anyone who wears them. Fang loves the pants at first because they give her fantastic strength — at last she's as strong as Dave! But soon the pants take her over, using her as a tool to get revenge on their hated foe... Oswidge.
- Floral Derangement
When Fang messes with Dave's life, Dave threatens to send her to Ms. Bluelung's School for Really Cute Little Girls, an educationally evil punishment which Princess Candy suggested. In order to avoid being sent to Ms. Bluelung's, Fang must promise to stop messing with Dave's life, but she breaks her promise. She swipes some of Oswidge's magic and makes some of Dave's flowers—his prized Purple Winkies—grow huge. Surprisingly, gigantic ravenous flowers cause a few minor problems, which Fang struggles to conceal from Dave. |
21 |
"Not a Monkey / Happy Glasses" |
January 22, 2005 (2005-01-22) |
117 |
Not a Monkey
Fang gets an illness, so Uncle Oswidge and Dave take her to the doctor. The doctor says that Fang gets the illness that only monkeys get. Fang can only get the cure from the island far far away. The cure is berries. After a long cruise, they reached the island. Fang sets out to find the berries but she is taken away by a pack of monkeys that coincidentally look just like her, and Fang begins to wonder if she actually IS a monkey. They accept her at first but when she eats the berries and isn't cured, Fang realizes she is not a monkey. But she is in trouble when she gets chased by monkeys, Dave is chased by gorillas, and Faffy is chased by lemons. Lula, meanwhile, stays at the hotel.
- Happy Glasses
In the series finale, when Chuckles sets to defeat Dave once again, he invents glasses that make whoever is wearing it see the world the way they really want it to be like. Chaos is started when the glasses are worn by Fang, Oswidge, Candy, Faffy, and Dave. |